Archives for August 2012 (11)
August 30, 2012

Republican Convention Gets Down to Khia’s ‘My Neck, My Back’

August 25, 2012

Prank Call #1

http://www.prankdials.com/listen/1000223955

August 23, 2012

The Windows 8 Story?

In the beginning there was a Plan.
And then came Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And the plan was without substance.
And darkness was on the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves, saying
“It is a crock of shit, and it stinks”.
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said
“It is a pale of dung, and none may obide the odor thereof”.
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying
“It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong, such that none can abide by it”.
And the Managers went unto their Directors saying
“It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength”.
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another
“It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong”.
And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents, saying unto them
“It promotes growth, and it is very powerful”.
And the Vice Presidents went unto President saying unto him
“This new Plan will actively promote growth and vigor of this company, with powerful effects”.
And the President looked upon the Plan and saw it was good.
And the Plan became Policy.
This is how shit happens.

August 19, 2012

boneless 3d thugs

boneless 3d thugs
psycho work movie
masturbating for work
jealous punishment
indian arang robot
obelix hunting shoe-chicken in 3d
robotic scizo construction psycho
painted shoes confusing drugs with masturbation
jacuzzi orders forget the hands
slither in the soup of the fat Chinese Jacuzzi
masturbating across the street

August 17, 2012

Topless Protestor Chainsaws Crucifix for Pussy Riot

August 17, 2012

it is not for everyone

it is not for everyone

to flail against this world

as a lonely death-filled mutant of cold

aloof and ailmental intellectual

hater of the bourgeoisie aggrandizement

the paradox: the recluse; the conflicted elite.

damned narrow-minds, their conformity, so effete

petty, shallow, and empty pseudo-intellectuals

with laughable satisfaction

in clean homes

a good-paying job, a sense of duty, and endless distraction

the happy ape that robs

 

no you’re a state of consciousness

concealed from the rest

free from the rabble

a divider at best

who longs for love

goes mad and, while off-course,

looks for an equal, a mirror

like the Turin Horse.

 

Ahh these hum-drum days pass forlorn for you

Anything is better than nothing

even suffering will do

sadly, you must stick with this life

 

so have a laugh,

life is short

explore the many selves

find the missing truth always lost

since you know it all already anyway

go back through you to the endless you

and pick up the pieces

til the Ultimate Reunion occurs

to return us to the Source of All

gone far far beyond mere modes of existence

those obscure illusory clouds of knowledge

vaporous in the distance

alleged appearance of order and pitiful claims of Truth

nothing compared to the pleasure of

a True Self’s whim and fancy, forsooth

free from suppression

desirous of  all pleasure to your self;

‘fuck the rest’, you howl

gone beyond the little self’s magic hour

that the rabble believes is It

as they stumble blind where shadows keep

the mundane, so-called lives of lost sheep

 

learn to love life’s changes

every step of the way

while on the path to immortality

I notice a little bit of you in everyone, I say

those who despair depravedly

with a rejected struggle over bad breaks and isolation

 

 

Yet, it is not for everyone.

Though I serve to provide dictation.

 

August 12, 2012

Dream

Last night I dream of retuning to a house I used to live in with my parents. Things were afoot there. For one, some natural phenomenon caused serious flooding to occur in the living room. I watched it happen. Maybe there was an earthquake, or a pipe broke, and water filled up our neighbors pool til it overflowed and water flowed right into the front door of our house, into the living room. My father took charge ordering my mother to make calls, to do this and that. Somehow our living room seemed like it was outdoors and junk lay everywhere. A hotdog stand was in the living room. I ran off after the flood looking to get out of that house and left them to deal with it.

IN the next segment, I live in some mansion with a relative. We discover a dog locked away in a chest that looks exactly the same as one of the dogs I have know, only younger. It must be related to her. Even though the dog has been locked away in the chest, it comes to life as if it has only been a short time but it has been a very long while. The dog should be dead. It turns into a twin of my sister and comes to live in the mansion with me and my relative. I don’t know her though but she seems like a good guest and stays out of everyone’s way.

It takes a long while to walk from one end of the house to next and no one lives there except for the clone of my sister, my relative who is a woman, and I live there. The lighting in the house is diffused almost, purgatorial.

I find myself in England, wandering around aimlessly with new friends. After walking through various areas of England such as boat docks, highways, pubs, during the day and night some plot unfolds. I make some new friends, and they tell me someone I know has been kidnapped by criminals. We have to save this person. I don’t recall what the persons relationship is to me. She may be family or my wife. Time runs out. We have to find her. I set up a server identifier that scans for servers. Test it out. Prepare to bring it into the neighborhood I think they are in. My friends play a recording or maybe let me hear a phone call of her being tortured and screaming. I have to leave. I can’t listen to it and set out to find her.

August 11, 2012

Robot Worm

August 11, 2012

Sad Dinosaur Cartoon

August 6, 2012

Derren Brown – Miracles for Sale